"Tell Him He's Pele -- and Get Him Back On"
The Funniest Football Quotes EverBook - 2010
"My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven - David Beckham I've been playing in a golf day for a boy seriously injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here - Ray Houghton, TalkSport football pundit, on why he was late on-air. I'm never one to make excuses, but I couldn't see the ball because the floodlights were in my eyes - Damien Duff I ve never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager. I m not sure which - Phil Neville ootballers may not be known for their profound insights, but it seems no one in the game is above a mixed metaphor or confused cliche. From Harry Redknapp to Martin O Neill, Patrice Evra to Jason McAteer, see the funny side of the beautiful game with this hilarious collection of verbal own goals. Packed full of hilarious quotes, quips and misfires from the biggest names in football, When the Seagulls Follow the Trawler is a must for every fan."
Publisher: London : Ebury Press, c2010
Branch Call Number: 796.334 Tell
Characteristics: 313 p. ; 21 cm