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***Warning Profanity*** “Mom, this guy wants to know if he can get 10% off his manicure because he only has nine fingers. -Hang up. It's your grandpa pranking us.Nice try, Gramps. === Quotes are usually short. So are dicks, but sometimes you hit the jackpot. === You know, everybody always said to us... "Enjoy your kids while they're young because it goes so fast." I don't know what the fxck they were talking about, because it seems like we'll never be done.We keep trying to pass you the baton. You won't take it. Take it! Just take the fxcking baton!” === Without the dark night, we would never see the bright stars. === I want you to be responsible so that I don't have to be. It is too stressful sleeping with you on a pull-out couch in your friend's dining room. -She is not my friend. She was our bug man. I need to learn to be more irresponsible otherwise I'm going to be hazed so bad in college.