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Reverend Barney Hood: "And now for my next trick, the piece de resistance, I present to you an empty glass. I will now fill this glass with milk." Chris Cawsey: "Would it work better with whiskey, Vicar?" Reverend Barney Hood: "Nothing works better with whiskey." Tom Hedden: "I do." Reverend Barney Hood: "You've never worked a day in your life, Tom."